nonamethemeowthfromalola:

youropinion-iswrong:

ego-ann-16:

whyisthisreality:

cryptidmonger:

deltanoid:

skankosaurus-uwu:

f-eelgoodinc:

tom-sheldon-ad:

i-will-later-regret-this:

timetravelingcacti:

the-german-russian-skinwalker:

boguscantaloupe:

grapheneinfusedbinary:

omg-i-cannot-even:

omg-i-cannot-even:

landonkade:

ratgirl-genius:

robaespierre:

ramen-the-noodles:

lesbophobes:

my new years resolution is to flip off myself apparently

“Wink at cats”

“Believe in a bird”

blocked and reported for kinkshaming

“Touch The Sun”

Kiss a bird. I guess that’s doable

Sounds legit

A bit direct

It’s as likely as anything.

Well i got a good one

Date the sun

S.Sure why not

Gotcha I guess

That’s rather rude

welp

Kiss a bird and wink at my ass

…alright i guess?

dancinwithabottle:

paperanomaly:

ultrafacts:

A Florida woman used the comments section of a Pizza Hut order made from her smartphone to alert authorities that she and her children were being held hostage. When police responded to her message, arriving at the location, she and her children were quickly released, unharmed, and the kidnapper was arrested. [x]

(Fact Source) For more facts, follow Ultrafacts

Reblogging because this woman’s smart thinking might save someone else too.

I also heard a story once where a woman called 911, and was pretending to order a pizza in a hiatus during a violent domestic dispute.  PLease remember this trick 

It’s really hard to think creatively in a fight or flight, life or death situation. Having these kinds of ideas in mind will help!