Caffeine and Rhyme and Nothing's Fine

sirasanders:

kingofthesun:

So I Have a Tiny Chicken

Keep in mind, it’s not a batam chicken, it has some birth defect that makes it smaller than an average small chicken, we think. I don’t know. We didn’t expect this.

This is Cicero.

We thought Cicero was a rooster, mostly from fear of him being a hen and trying to lay an egg, only to end up egg bound.

Well, today we learned that Cicero the Rooster is actually Cicero the Hen.

AND LOOK

AT WHAT

SHE LAID

A TINY EGG.

I’VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT.

IF WE HATCH IT WOULD A TINIER CHICKEN BE HATCHED??

WILL IT CONTINUE UNTIL WE HAVE THE SMALLEST CHICKEN IN THE WORLD??

WHY DID MY SISTER NAME THE CHICKEN AFTER HER MATH TEACHER??

WHAT IS GOING ON???????

THIS NEEDS MORE NOTES IM LAUGHINGWJSJKD

upperstories:

Wreck-It Ralph: Ralph Breaks the Internet, post credit scene. No spoilers.

Please……. go see this movie guys….. 🅱️lease

antiandrogen:

jethroq:

tumblunni:

charadreemurr:

I think this is new, but apparently twitter assigns you a gender now if you don’t pick one.

EWW WHAT THE FUCK

Assigned Male At Twitter

LMFAOOOOOOOOO

amelie-not-amelia:

Same energy

chancethereaper:

joematar:

taurusqueer:

I’m sorry people aren’t sharing the actual end of this which is even better:

997:

kontrollsysteme:

goth-aunt:

futureblackwakandan:

whateverbiteme:

oppa-homeless-style:

lesbianturtle:

drhds:

clockworkart-illery:

geekandmisandry:

usamilovelove:

usamilovelove:

wtf

this post is just calling anti feminists racist

¯_(ツ)_/¯

Would you look at that, the shoe fits

Which one of you Gays photoshopped the glass slipper into a Louboutin

omfg first off WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK and second @drhds it’s LOUIS VUITTON NOT LOUBOUTIN

give me your fucking wig

Theres discorse here but im not sure what kind

Did they think Louis Vuitton and Louboutins were the same thing?

Yes they did

wow

this post deleted tumblr from the app store

penumbraphantasm:

realizing my favorite gravity falls character spoke in only one episode so far hit me hard

https://stupidusernamepolicy.tumblr.com/post/180422289408/audio_player_iframe/stupidusernamepolicy/tumblr_ma69t8kVZG1qe98qi?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fstupidusernamepolicy%2F180422289408%2Ftumblr_ma69t8kVZG1qe98qi

enchantriella:

iams99ffended:

rachotamer:

I tried to play the Gravity Falls theme on my kazoo and it is the worst thing I’ve ever heard.

this is the bEST OMFG IM SO PISS